"A guy walks into a bar and says, 'Set me up with two shots of whiskey'. The bartender pours out two shots. The guy drinks one down and pours the other on his right hand. The guy then states, 'Two more, please!' The bartender compies and pours out two more shots. The guy downs one and pours the other on his right hand. He than says, 'Two more please!' The bartender then wonders, 'Hey, buddy, you are wasting my best Whiskey. What gives?' They guy responds, 'I'm trying to get my date drunk!'
I have undergone Prostate Cancer. The choice of physician (and procedure) was dictated by the attitude of the physician I chose. One of my fears was whether I would lose my ability to ... well... cum. One of his bits of wisdom was the fact that the 'Use it or lose it' is no myth.
Seven years later, I am still cancer free and I can still 'function'. My 'volume' is much diminished but the pleasure is still there. And I still masterbate, as I have for almost 55 years.
OK, I admit I got a bit carried away last night with my post about Christine O'Donnell's Senatorial run and her stand on masterbation. I was going to delete this post entirely but the comments were so encouraging that I decided to leave them. I thank all who did comment.
To pharaprase Lesie Gore: "Its my Party and I'll Masterbate If I Want To!